Have you ever felt something (e.g. sadness, happiness, joy, pleasure, pain, etc)?
If so, you may be one of the Americans that is suffering needlessly from what we at Superior Health-Achieving Medicines (SHAM) Pharmaceuticals call
HYPER-RESPONSIVENESS SYNDROME
I know, this may hard to take...you may even feel a wave of emotions come over you at this very moment...not to worry - a few years on our new drug, FEEL-NO-MORE (Sodium chloride dihydroxy-oxygen) at a new low cost of $130 per pill, and you will be SYMPTOM (e.g. feeling) FREE!
Please call now, and one of our SHAM representatives will be happy to listen to your story, persuade you out of lifestyle changes, and make sure that you are a "candidate" for the drug (e.g. making a 6 figure salary).
1-800-SHAM-NOW
FEEL NO MORE - Because you don't have to suffer any longer!
Side effects may include emotional numbness, inability to smile, inability to cry, blah, blah, blah...we tend to think of these as the therapeutic effect, anyway!
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